Got Spam?

The sheer size of the thing makes it hard to ignore... 409 messages in my junk email folder so far this week (gotta love spam filters). Usually I just empty the darn thing and send all those ads for erectile dysfunction medications and the latest stock tips to the recycle bin, but sometimes my curiosity gets the best of me and I'll skim through them to see what's there.

Here is a portion of the text from one I actually read this afternoon:

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Huh? What the heck does all that mean? What's with all the gibberish? Is it just random text placed in the message in the hope that the spam filters will avoid it? Is it a secret code of some sort? Had the sender been hitting the bong a bit too much?

There was a link included as well (which I have no intention of clicking) so perhaps it's simply a ploy to drive traffic to that site, or maybe a scheme to harvest valid email addresses by analyzing the clickbacks. Enquiring minds want to know!

Alright, I've wasted enough time on that. Delete! So, what's in your inbox?