Don't Go Grocery Shopping When You're Hungry

A couple days ago my wife walked into the kitchen where I stood munching on a chocolate chip cookie. I had just come back from the store, finished unloading 8 bags of groceries and decided to have a snack. She paused, stared at me and said, "Don't tell me, you just bought cookies?"

"Yeah," I replied.

"But look, not just chocolate chip. I bought some that you like too!" I smiled. I'm a thoughtful husband (she is one of those weird people who don't like chocolate).

She just rolled her eyes. "You do realize that we have 37 cases of Girl Scout cookies sitting in the dining room, don't you?"

"Uhh...."

Tags: cookies; Girl Scouts; idiot husbands